NCB Gives Statements Like Drug Addicts?

Currently, the union government is wasting crores of public money for a useless case. Some days ago, a mentally sick hero, who was also a drug addict, committed suicide. Thereafter, another mentally sick lady named 'Rangana kanaut' started spilling venom against Bollywood's top celebs. Eventually, millions of sheep like people agitated in favour of the late sick hero and sick heroine. 

Unable to bear the protests of the silly people, the union government ordered for a CBI probe in the case. Besides, 'Narcotic Control Bureau (Ncb) also entered the picture  a couple of days ago. 

The comedy took a new turn as the Ncb started giving statements like drug addicts. The other day, Ncb gave leaks to the media that heroine Rakul Preet Singh and 25 other celebs of Bollywood were in the list of drug consumers. However, the next day, Ncb rubbished the rumour officially and made it clear that no Bollywood celeb's name is connected to the drug scandal. 

And then, leaving everyone a state of nonplussed, the Ncb stated that Rakul and a few other names were heard while investigating the case but no celeb of Bollywood was issued notices. 

And now, people request Ncb not to issue statements like drug addicts. (satire)