Don't Waste Valuable Petrol for Your Suicide! Think Other Ways

This is an interesting fictional story that happened on the backdrop of the planet Mars. 

Of late, Petrol prices are increasing quite rapidly on the planet Mars. In this framework, a useless politician's statement irked the Petrol consumers. 

The politician, who is named 'SAMAAJAANIKI CHEEDA PURUGU', lost interest on his life. There is a valid reason for it. His acts and language brought bad reputation to his parents. Even his wife spat him on his face for his foul mouth. Actually, she stopped going to her relatives houses as all of them poked fun at her for her husband's cheapest behaviour. 

Having understood, he is unnecessary creature on the Mars, 'SAMAJAANIKI CHEEDA PURUGU' decided to set himself ablaze pouring Petrol on him. 

However, Petrol consumers worried about the valuable Petrol would be wasted with Cheeda Purugu's decision. Hence, Petrol consumers are advising Samajaaniki Cheeda Purugu not to commit suicide wasting the precious Petrol. 

"Sir, there are several ways to commit suicide. Your decision to commit suicide is quite sensible and a welcome move. But then, we urge you to think other ways to commit suicide instead of wasting valuable Petrol," said a Petrol consumer. 

'Samaajaaniki Cheeda Purugu' is mulling over other ways of suicide at the moment.